More Unfunny Morons

Since I mentioned them last time, I figured I would elaborate on Tim and Eric.

For those of you not in the know, Tim and Eric's Awesome Show Great Job! is a terrible comedy show on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim block. It makes no sense, has no premise, and the actual hosts themselves are people that I wish would get run over by a street cleaner. So far, the only people known to have ever cared for Tim and Eric are pompous turds who want to "get it" when no one else does or cares to, but they overlook the fact that there's nothing to get except the horrifying sight of two failures flailing away on television in a poor attempt at random or cutting edge humor. Their reason for existence, most likely clouded in secrecy and voodoo magic, is probably best explained by saying that they "cleanse the palette". Cartoon Network shows a decent show, and then they show Tim and Eric, which is so terrible and unfunny that they could follow that with a show about Leukemia patients being launched from catapults into a field of kittens, and it would still be more funny than Tim and Eric by simple comparison.

Tim and Eric are anti-funny. If they bumped into actual funny, the explosion would be immense and would cost billions of lives.