About Classics

Hate it. Terrible word. Some smartass decided that people like Woolf were worth reading a long time ago, so these are the books that get brought up in every class ever. Guess what? It's boring. You wanna know why English majors don't get jobs? Because they get crappy novels from boring authors shoved down their throats until they're all little robots that agree that Hemingway was a badass writer. I don't like Hemingway. I especially don't like Melville. They're awful, and you should stop making us read them.